The Insecurity Generator

Every password generator promises “strong, secure, uncrackable.” The Insecurity Generator promises nothing of the sort. One click produces a magnificently terrible password, complete with a technical-sounding security report that gets progressively more honest.

Entropy: —
Time to crack: —
NIST rating: —
Press the button. You know you want to.
passwords ruined today: 0

Nothing here is uploaded, tracked, or judged. (It is a little judged.)