One button. One number. Zero science. Press it and receive your official, mathematically meaningless stupidity probability.
Results are cryptographically random and legally binding*.
*not legally binding
How does it work? A cryptographically secure random number generator rolls a value between 1 and 100 — the same class of randomness behind this site’s password generator. The number means absolutely nothing, which is precisely the point. Press the button as many times as you like; the verdicts keep coming. For questions instead of numbers, the Mystic Orb answers with even less science.