Ask a yes/no question, shake, and let a mysterious orb make your decisions for you. Twenty possible fates, delivered with total confidence and zero accountability.
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Cryptographically random. No answer repeats until all twenty fates have been dealt.
The orb is a toy. Do not use it for surgery, aviation, or marriage proposals.
How does it work? A cryptographically secure random number generator deals the answers from a shuffle bag, so you will never see the same fate twice in a row — and not again until all twenty answers have come up. Shaking your phone works too, where your browser allows it. If the answer disappoints you, the Stupidity Calculator can quantify exactly how you feel about it.